A company, claiming to be an equal opportunities employer, advertised a vacancy for someone who could type, use a computer and was bilingual.

A dog saw the sign, went inside and began barking, to show he was interested.

The office manager looked at the dog in surprise, but led him into the office to be interviewed. The dog jumped up on to a chair and the manager said "I can't hire you. The sign says you have to be able to type."

The dog went to the typewriter and typed out a perfect letter. The manager was stunned, but then told the dog: "The sign also says you have to be good with a computer."

The dog jumped down again, went to the computer and proceeded to enter and execute a perfect spreadsheet.

The manager was totally dumb-founded and said "I realise you're an extraordinary dog, but I still can't give you the job."

The dog jumped down and went over to a copy of the sign and put his paw on the sentence about being an Equal Opportunity Employer.

The manager said "Yes, but the sign also says that you have to be bilingual."
The dog looked at the manager calmly and said, "Meow."